'Glow in the dark' pork chops

Here in Australia, the New South Wales Food Authority today told the public not to worry after a Sydney resident reported glow-in-the-dark pork chops in their fridge. The authority claims that the organism that causes the luministic glow is harmless, but you should probably NOT eat the glowing meat.

Well no shit, Sherlock...

I can see it now... Wife to husband at dinner:

"Honey! They had a sale on pork chops at the supermarket today. They have a new brand called 'Chernobal Farms'. And look at the money we can save on dinner candles!"